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"Let off some Steam, Bennett!"

Points to anyone who recognises the quote, which bears only a tangential relationship with the topic of today's post.

So, what is it? Is the topic movies? Movie quotes? Arnold Schwarzenegger? The family featured most heavily in Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice?

No - it's Steam. And by that, I mean the digital software distribution platform, not the gaseous form of H2O.

Why would you write about that?

Well, truth be told, I'm running out of ideas a bit - it's day 16 of Septemblog, I've written more posts on here so far this month than I have done for the past two years - I'm basically clutching at more straw than Worzel Gummidge in the throes of sexual ecstasy (with Mrs. Gummidge, obv.)

Still, someone mentioned Steam, and it made me think about how many games I have on my Steam account, and how many of them I've actually played. So, let's get into statistics...

"Games, games! Everywhere I go - games! This is what my lifetime of achievement has been reduced to."

Again, points to anyone who recognises the quote.

I joined Steam on November 20th, 2004, so I'm coming up to my 11th Steamiversary. Apparently I was a relatively early adopter, as Steam's initial release was in September 2003.

The first game that I bought through the platform was most likely Half-Life 2, and this would tally up with my registration date, as the game was released on November 16th. According to mysteamgauge, where I'm getting these stats from, I've played 0.64 hours of Half-Life 2, which isn't right as I've completed that game and it took me a damn sight longer than just over half an hour!

swyd2015The last game that I bought was Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad? - a delightfully silly game written by one of the guys from the Making Games Megathread on the SomethingAwful forums. It's also a game with a surprising amount of depth - and a not-entirely unsurprising amount of dong. I've played 0.1 hours of this, but I should really play a lot more as it's quite enjoyable.

The game that I've played the most of is Far Cry 3, logging a total of 237.19 hours. I can definitely believe that, I spent far too long playing that game, completing every objective and raiding every outpost. Tremendously good fun.

Next up is XCOM: Enemy Unknown at a surprisingly-low 44.39 hours. I'm not sure that's correct, as I feel like I've spent weeks playing that - but I could be getting it confused with the original UFO: Enemy Unknown (X-COM: UFO Defense for you Americans). The sequel to this, the imaginatively titled XCOM 2 (not sure if the subtitle is Enemy Known or not) comes out in February 2016, and I can't bloody wait.

Totals

I have a total of 213 games on my Steam account, which - had I paid full price for all of them - would have been at least $3,500. However, Steam Summer/Christmas sales and Humble Bundles have meant I could acquire many of these on the cheap.

Of those 213 games, I have played approximately 85. That's actually quite high, I wasn't expecting it to be that much.

The total install size of all of my Steam games is a whopping 987.8 GB. But about 985 GB of that is Grand Theft Auto V.

Conclusions

I have too much money, and not enough time. A bit like Walter White.